Finally finished my fucking retard two legs unicorn. Inspiration : look up two legs horse running on youtube. Raggaggrgagagaggrraraharagra ragagraga

Trying to be nice to bf by buying him a birthday cake and candles. He says I’m too nice. I dont be nice, he calls me a bitch and has a go at me.

I cant win.
Relationships r dum.

yukaryote:

The first breath she takes on the last day is coloured with cinnamon, incense, and leather. She wakes up curled under his jacket - must have gotten up to get it in the middle of the night. She clings to the soft lining, smoothing down the fraying stitches around the shoulders, gingerly pressing her fingers over the ragged hole no longer stained with his blood.For a warm moment it feels like he’s there, and she holds onto the quiet reassurance for as long as she can, pulling the jacket closer. For a moment, she forgets why she was so afraid.EDI: ‘Alliance fleet en route. Admiral Hackett inbound, ETA 08:00.’Soon. I’ll see you again soon.
~
(Hey, if every other Shep gets a night before earth scene, a Thane-mancer should have one too, even if he isn’t exactly there for it.) yukaryote:

The first breath she takes on the last day is coloured with cinnamon, incense, and leather. She wakes up curled under his jacket - must have gotten up to get it in the middle of the night. She clings to the soft lining, smoothing down the fraying stitches around the shoulders, gingerly pressing her fingers over the ragged hole no longer stained with his blood.For a warm moment it feels like he’s there, and she holds onto the quiet reassurance for as long as she can, pulling the jacket closer. For a moment, she forgets why she was so afraid.EDI: ‘Alliance fleet en route. Admiral Hackett inbound, ETA 08:00.’Soon. I’ll see you again soon.
~
(Hey, if every other Shep gets a night before earth scene, a Thane-mancer should have one too, even if he isn’t exactly there for it.) yukaryote:

The first breath she takes on the last day is coloured with cinnamon, incense, and leather. She wakes up curled under his jacket - must have gotten up to get it in the middle of the night. She clings to the soft lining, smoothing down the fraying stitches around the shoulders, gingerly pressing her fingers over the ragged hole no longer stained with his blood.For a warm moment it feels like he’s there, and she holds onto the quiet reassurance for as long as she can, pulling the jacket closer. For a moment, she forgets why she was so afraid.EDI: ‘Alliance fleet en route. Admiral Hackett inbound, ETA 08:00.’Soon. I’ll see you again soon.
~
(Hey, if every other Shep gets a night before earth scene, a Thane-mancer should have one too, even if he isn’t exactly there for it.) yukaryote:

The first breath she takes on the last day is coloured with cinnamon, incense, and leather. She wakes up curled under his jacket - must have gotten up to get it in the middle of the night. She clings to the soft lining, smoothing down the fraying stitches around the shoulders, gingerly pressing her fingers over the ragged hole no longer stained with his blood.For a warm moment it feels like he’s there, and she holds onto the quiet reassurance for as long as she can, pulling the jacket closer. For a moment, she forgets why she was so afraid.EDI: ‘Alliance fleet en route. Admiral Hackett inbound, ETA 08:00.’Soon. I’ll see you again soon.
~
(Hey, if every other Shep gets a night before earth scene, a Thane-mancer should have one too, even if he isn’t exactly there for it.)

yukaryote:

The first breath she takes on the last day is coloured with cinnamon, incense, and leather. She wakes up curled under his jacket - must have gotten up to get it in the middle of the night. She clings to the soft lining, smoothing down the fraying stitches around the shoulders, gingerly pressing her fingers over the ragged hole no longer stained with his blood.
For a warm moment it feels like he’s there, and she holds onto the quiet reassurance for as long as she can, pulling the jacket closer. For a moment, she forgets why she was so afraid.

EDI: ‘Alliance fleet en route. Admiral Hackett inbound, ETA 08:00.

Soon. I’ll see you again soon.

~

(Hey, if every other Shep gets a night before earth scene, a Thane-mancer should have one too, even if he isn’t exactly there for it.)

sonofkite:

Alfred is the best
sonofkite:

Alfred is the best
sonofkite:

Alfred is the best
sonofkite:

Alfred is the best
sonofkite:

Alfred is the best
sonofkite:

Alfred is the best
sonofkite:

Alfred is the best
sonofkite:

Alfred is the best
sonofkite:

Alfred is the best
sonofkite:

Alfred is the best
happafaith:

THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS 

happafaith:

THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS 

(via randommusicfreak)

ayame1014:

OH GOD. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

wictorwictor:

KAIDAN WHY DO I EVEN TAKE YOU ON ANY MISSIONS GOD wictorwictor:

KAIDAN WHY DO I EVEN TAKE YOU ON ANY MISSIONS GOD wictorwictor:

KAIDAN WHY DO I EVEN TAKE YOU ON ANY MISSIONS GOD

wictorwictor:

KAIDAN WHY DO I EVEN TAKE YOU ON ANY MISSIONS GOD

alienfodder:

mutisija:

ever heard of teamwork you shitsmears

Aw, the memories! Good times… :) alienfodder:

mutisija:

ever heard of teamwork you shitsmears

Aw, the memories! Good times… :) alienfodder:

mutisija:

ever heard of teamwork you shitsmears

Aw, the memories! Good times… :)

alienfodder:

mutisija:

ever heard of teamwork you shitsmears

Aw, the memories! Good times… :)

farorescourage:

paranormaldaily:

The picture was taken without anyone knowing an apparition may have been caught on film, seeing as how the shape only appeared in the picture AFTER it was taken. No one was aware of a ghostly presence or strange activity when the photo was snapped. The picture was taken in Kramer, Pa., circa 1977. It has received moderate attention in local newspapers in the past.

I know who it is!

(via daughter-ofthesea)